As nice as we're sure he is, there are very, very few outfits, looks or moods that Ed Sheeran won't make look terminally awkward when he poses for a photograph.
It might be the face that almost always looks like he's just been caught doing something inappropriate. It might be the schoolboy combination of baggy jeans and Jordans that he wears to nearly every red carpet. It might be the fact that when he does wear a suit, he comes off like a Silicon Valley CEO who's just been asked to appear in congress. He deserves all the success he's gotten, sure, but he also makes for a perfect storm of style no-nos most of the time.
Despite this, there's no doubt that the singer songwriter is a person who likes nice things. He doesn't necessarily always wear them well, but he invariably wears expensive fits, and his sneaker collection is the stuff of legend.
But he also includes a bit more of a lowkey flex almost every time he steps out in public, flaunting a piece from a seemingly vast, extremely expensive watch collection that's gone unnoticed by the wider community for far too long. He even made headlines this week by purchasing his entire crew a Tudor Black Bay each to celebrate the end of his 'Divide' tour.
Gaze in awe at some of the absurdly extravagant timepieces owned by Sheeran below, from the Pateks to the Paul Newmans.
An Audemars Piguet Royal Oak GMT Tourbillon Concept, worn at the 2017 Q Awards.
A Richard Mille RM 38-01 Tourbillon G-Sensor Quartz TPT, worn at the 2017 MTV VMAs.
A Patek Philippe ref. 5130 World Time, worn when he received his MBE in 2017.
A Richard Mille RM26-02 Tourbillon Evil Eye, worn at the 2017 Grammys.
A Patek Philippe ref. 5370 split-seconds chronograph, worn at the 48th Songwriters' Hall Of Fame Induction.
A Richard Mille RM 27-03 Tourbillon Rafael Nadal, worn at the 2017 KIIS 102.4 Jingle Ball.
A Rolex Paul Newman Daytona, worn at the 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show.
A Rolex Everose Yacht-Master ref. 116655, worn during an interview with The Elvis Duran Z100 Morning Show in 2015.
A custom Tudor Black Bay 'Divide' Tour special edition, gifted to his crew at the end of his two-year world tour this week.